To begin...

Ahhh, the classics. What a better way to start this tale than a sweet combo shot of my two favorites of the block.
In this picture you will see what I like to refer to as "The Box" and "Fuck Faces Piece of Shit Honda." Firstly, The Box. Have you seen one of these on your block? Probably not. This is some type of item that belongs to the Cablevision company. Yet what it really is, is a permanent table for nefarious activity. A perfect height for sittin' and playing dominoes, smokin' a blunt, drinkin' some Popov or just screamin' at some hoe. It never goes away, and is the center of all things shitty on this block. Hopefully I'll get some pictures of people hanging out at it soon. An old timer from back in the day said that people used to poor bleach on their stoops so that when people hung out on them it would ruin their clothes. Interesting idea. This is also the location where I saw my first shooting victim stumble away from and crouch over into the street before they were raced away in a car. I definitely thought this would be too gnarly to be ignored by the general populous, but after fifteen minutes of police no-show, I thought I would call. They finally showed up 5 minutes later. Oh, had to ask the 911 attendant if they wanted a description of the person who was shuttled off. To The Box!