Now for my second favorite. So, what would you do if you owned an awesome 1999 Honda Civic with no tire bolt covers, dents, and a faded yellow "Baby on Board Sticker" that you never drove and just moved from one side of the street to another? If your answer is put the loudest, most sensitive car alarm on it as humanly possible, you are the winner! I would venture to say this car alarm probably goes off for 30 seconds an average of once every hour, every day. Doesn't seem like much right? That's because it's an average, and doesn't account when local 3 year old's turn it into a touch song game. I swear, a little while back when we had some heavy winds it was going off non-stop. Every time an ambulance goes by, or a street sweeper (which is two times a week at 7am mind you since its a dead-end street) or a fire truck or a Dollar Van that won't shut up it goes off. I've placed flyer's on the car explaining the situation to the owners, but they could give a damn. Attention is appreciated in any way people can take it I guess. Oh yeah, not sure if I want to confront the owner personally just yet. I always see him hanging out on the block doin' nothing with his two pit bulls which he conveniently likes to chain to the fence next to my building. Somehow I wish I could afford an Acura SUV without working. How is it done!? Must rock out eBay.
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